As the baseball season approaches, I have to admit that it was difficult for me to write positively about the Colorado Rockies. The club was off to another poor start, Kris Bryant was virtually nonexistent one again, and the pitchers were being pounded.
I cheated as a result.
I took a seat at my computer and asked ChatGPT to compose an 800-word piece about the Colorado Rockies. Everything went smoothly after that.
It was there in a matter of minutes.
400 times, the words “Cold Beer” were repeated.
Thus, this is it. Approximately twelve games into the season, or before things become too irrelevant, I write my annual article about the Colorado Rockies. It makes sense if any of the jokes are carried over from the previous season or season before.
For quite some time now, the Rockies have been an absurd team.
• I’m not a math major, and there have only been eleven games. However, I believe the Rockies have been mathematically eliminated from contention for the postseason.
• When the Rockies schedule Drown Your Sorrows in Beer Night on the monthly calendar, it’s not a good indication.
• You should check up Kris Bryant’s hitting average if you thought the Rockies (3-8) winning percentage of.273 was poor.
Kris Bryant is at bat right now.125 with 14 strikeouts and just one home run. To put it this way, let me. Bryant would already be a Pittsburgh Pirate if Sean Payton managed the Rockies.
• In my opinion, Bryant would have been subjected to a barrage of jeers at the team’s home opener at Coors Field last week. However, that assumes there is an audience present, that is attentive, and that isn’t sporting a visitor’s shirt.
• Let’s be sincere. Kris Bryant has never been the franchise’s face. Charlie Blackmon is it. In addition to being a four-time All-part, two-time Silver Slugger, 2017 NL batting champion, and even a guest part in Happy Gilmore as Adam Sandler’s caddy, Blackmon has spent 14 seasons with the Rockies.
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